- the color pink
- monkeys, especially sock monkeys
- Ben Stiller (crass, not funny)
- The Williams sisters (talk about classless!)
- clowns
- Andie McDowell
- Kathy Griffin (she’s vulgar and vile)
- the Chicago Cubs
- mushrooms
- acrylic yarn
- Adam Gagbert (Lambert)
- Michael Buble
- Josh Groban (Yawn. “You drag me down …”)</li
The song, "The Christmas Shoes" - Chelsea Handler (for the same reasons Kathy Griffin made the list)




